Tuesday, March 8, 2011

alas a furious joy!


Remains of the day include a snuggie, a marbled snail of Arabian decent and  a yellow feathered turtle bus. Reduced to a shimmer, the fuzzy spreckled con man entered the swamp arena underneath the groung. The party had begun three nights earlier but it continued underneath the confines of swere sewer systems and caves. One could hear the band from three miles away but I didn’t actually see them until I passed by the pillards underneath the freeway where stampedes of unseen cars flew by sounding more like a train than a car. But the band screamed into microphones hailing the demons of our time and looked at the black haired mongoose who was dressed as a pirate and he looked back at me and winced. What? I didn’t think that anyone could be the one to talk. After all, the pirate was holding a jug of jin and in the other lanky fingers a jug of smelly old wine. A woman who had been talking to a portrait on the wall that had been spray painted in cans of fumey fumes. Oh to be able to describe the walls of the interior space of those sewers. We couldn’t see. It was too dark and the night blanket was around everything but the other side of the world, which was certainly warm enough from the sun. “abandon all hope ye who enter here” was markered on the curvature of the tower beam, and I held my phone up to the paint to ssee the details and I thought of American psycho first and how the book begins… but then dante and his little masterpiece, which by the way, was taught in a circular classroom where desks were not separate but attached as an elongated table where chair met next chair next door. An Italian man talked with a heavy berry rico bacon accent with the I’s and the ahhhh… I couldn’t understand most of the words that came out of his class, so of course, I dropped it. And danta can wait for another day when an Italian man doesn’t have a blazer with an orange sticker with an upside down smiley face. I wondered about that sticker and what it meant, and I wondered that night as I passed through the first of four caves of the sewer . this was a new inferno. It was an inferno of younger people with cans of spray paint and eyeliner, drums, and screeching voices echoing through the underearth... I miss the tunnels. But it stank. Someone said that we needed to be careful of our steop in other words to follow the path of the papercard stock stepping bores and the slippers of suede and sheep skin were wet and crapped on and I thought I heard the scratching meat sucking of a large mouse rat canoon. Oh a canoo would have been very appropriate for me. There is nothing more appropriate than appearing at the band within the depths of the sewer in a green canoe.  Make the cameo with a canoe with its markings on the side KCUF 999 oh but that would be cliché I must say. Drumming hip dip and swing a rythym, trashing the trashed thrashing the thrashings of society, where only the blackened eyes of the boys can see what’s coming . And really there is only one thing coming and that is the wave of silence that happens when time stop momentarily like in the matrix where neo is slip sliding bending backwards with the devils demon trickster pollywoop gymnaccrostics. Silver streak of starlight where the 3rd rock from the sun comes tumbling down to a place where there will be a gentle divot in the land of the kutra people. Within the trees within the vines the old ruins of falling stones and lakes that are deep within the bark and brush thick with lime. A colorful bird with twitching wings cocks his head and cries,  “there are no more people left to imitate.” The crow, thought it is not a crow but an imitation of a crow dressed in the featheres of the cockadoodle doo to you parrot dice. I wonder with a shake of the wrist with the paradice stike midnight where the sound begins again screeching drumming beats through past roar and helter skelter. And I hold my camera against the walls where someone has painted a name that I don’t recognize. Sydney Marinus. And for the first time I remember the boy who stood staring at something and thinking everything and not aware of the thoughts but comepletely lost in the bliss of lost consciousness. Painting the bloom red, Sydney cuffed the back of the railing. A small rain bagan to fall inside the “crossroads” colored walls where everything is clay and the ashes of the buried bones. Those were the only ones left that anselm could use. How could he use anything but these. These were the stories, layers and layers, foundation against foundation where plaster, rock, limestone, rock, twigs, teeth and bone-dust complemnt an elephant skin fooring. Looking down at his pumps, he releases the founding fathers bones bones bones everywhere bones with no more land to roam but the land of the stolen fathers. Complacent in his moment, Sydney attempts the impossible; he is reclining back, straight backed and head 45 degrees against the graine. There he stays momentarily where he is allowed to stare at the movement of ceiling and floor, rain and muddlewords slipping down painting lane. It looks like the drippings of water plugs slipping sliding down shower glass, and sometimes, when one cries, a water-wet sticky-proof skin of many shades. Many different feet will touch this ground. If not another like it. Oh Sydney don’t stop your brigade. there are flags to be posted on moons and planets, stars and the pink stones of the kaleidoscope.backwards falling, the lids of the eyes- his thinnest skin – lower lash downwards. Look up look up the great work begins mr. marinusss. This is his epiphany. What is the great work? You  see it in front of you. You have seen it in front of you all your life, but the eyes weren’t able to tell the brain the right signals and so the feet just kept walking, the arms kept moving and over the years, you learned to do what you do best; imitate life. There is none other than imitation is there mr. marinus yourself? What is happening the 45 degree angle where his  heels connect the floor point laser-like a light the weeping paint rain. A guard pulls a flashlight from his belt. A skylight pours a gritty glow patch and sends a flash of camera blink against the higher jaw bone of the temple. Lightning. My denim is wet and wild. A Diesel would like to be a truck, but no, now a pair of American pants important from italy I mean imported from italy. What is the shirt you wear mr. Marinus does not move he is a photograph in time a quake of consciousness. Seagulls, caught in the blister, wings pulled down and some pulled heavenward nearly collapse with the power of the lens. Surveillence. From which eye am I going to be seen today?  The third eye, perhaps? The one we don’t know enough about but marunis today has painted in read against the top of his nose where the creases have appeared aafter worrying about the morning milk and cream for the cat, the afternoon lunch our when ther is never enough time to finish the clockwrk. But somehow there is still that prity of thought where the river of flow just goies and doges goes and dgoes, and goes, folling a carres of the shirt when the wings of the tail collar used to blow, a shuttle now takes the a passenger to the scene of the crime. Awake AAwake AwakeAwake. Back to the canoe hwhere we will paddle hard against the river against the lapping pools. There wwe will watch a the walls painted graffitteid clowns and battle cries, monster mash, lettered hearts with initials plus other initials. The walls become the heart ad the the eart becomes the walls but they are concave and splendid in their low brow kind of way. And now one can say , not even the king of Frankfurt, no one cn say that the lowest of the low are exempt form the crime. Because there we were, and if nto a can a paint, a brush with oils, a finger spread with the metallic of sea shor e mercury. Dripipping and it continues to drip drip drip . the bones wit the bones will soak into the elephant skin earth and will regenerate the m color ful monkeyblume hanging from the stem. Upside down upside dow. Falling still, Sydney inwardly pulls, browns like butter in tephloon pans. Pulls in, browns pulls in, he disappears. The guard turns to the moa lisa emblam, the wing of the griffin coming out from her shoulder blades. I will not be albe to let this slide says the officer of the law that watches the paitings day and someof the night looksback towards the e entrance where the glass revolving doors are being replace with new ly aquired hanging beads. Hanging beads. As the arm ofas the arm of the yellow black parking woodie collapses, so too does the meter, the kisok itself. Crumbling like the cities only revealed to some under earth under sand water bearing worlds where the green of life can breeed freely, where the green of life can make what it need to make. The seed. . and the guard, tas the guard the guard, as the placeholder in time – Gettyperceptuman—collapses. At last the gaurds  stands above a pair of sneakers and pima cotton, where all that’s left is the seed.
Farmer meets a punk, treacherous sling, put away your arrow, I put away my seed.
Away with the tunnel, the youngins of the sewer world away. 

Monday, March 7, 2011

Cherry Coffee Cake

I found this recipe from "Lifelines", a patient newsletter published by DaVita. It looks tasty, but risky.


Ingredients


1/2 c unsalted butter; softened

2 eggs

1 c granulated sugar

1 c sour cream

1 tsp vanilla (extract?)

2 c all-purpose white flour

1 tsp baking powder

1 tsp baking soda

one 20 ounce can cherry pie filling

Preparation


1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.

2. Using a mixer, cream butter, ceggs, sugar, sour cream and vanilla.

3. In separate bowl combine flour, baking powder and baking soda

4. Add dry ingredients to creamed butter misture and mix well. Pour batter into a greased 9" x 13" baking pan

5. Evenly disperse cherry pie filling over batter.

6. Bake for 40 minutes until golden brown.

Helpful Hints:


Substitute blueberry or rasberry pie filling instead of cherry if desired.

Cut into 12 servings instead of 24 if you need extra calorie.

Lower sugar options for those with diabetes include using sugar substitute for baking instead of sugar and using low-sugar cherry filling.

note from matt: you may want to have your heart checked after eating this if you don't already have heart issues.

Friday, March 4, 2011

bland steamed white rice


What if after the ultrasound I took a noodle vein and wrapped it around the round turning thing on the edgwick sinspter mobile and then took that noodle wein and spun it through the wiring where the needle goes up and down up and down so so so fast it goes it bounces and it whiiirs like a little engire engine as the fparetns foot goes down and up down and up the foot stool controls the spaghettic string oops I meant noodle but that’s the noodle there is only one so that the noole goes from the spinster to the orooof he just barked and then he did a little fart like that bee I used to think about mr pinkerton h=and how his bee wings went so quickly it only took a slow motion capturing cameria to get a glimpe of one second of the mr pinkerton looked out over the sea of waes and the fresh hives he had wanted to taste that fresh honey bunces of oats. No just honey real spun honey that reminds me of a storry said that caterpeller dressed up in a caterpeller suit. I’m thinking of a man with a mustache and bifocals that has a mustache and the lens that goes from his eye to his ear, this bifocle hass a toune aoh no wait I want it to be, I ai magically take the wand in my lef t and right hands oh no fingers I mean because the fingers are the ones that type and we go back to that man with the mustache and round brown eyes with the oracle from an ayeeye to an ear where there is a fleshy hearing aid that one has to adjust with a tiny little earglass screwdriver – the ones that are so baby cute you just want to eat them. That makes me think about how if a small corn on the cob were to mate twith the ring a ling the eyeglasses would not be there a baby ? I thiknk so what would the baby be but a little chicklet that comes in a plastic abox. You know whats funny I thnink about foood so much a strawberry a kiwi a lemon a n orange but can I thnkk abou something else? Yes, the first thing that comes to mind is a little squirrel with a befriend that carries a small acashiew in his satchel . he sings a little toon that tune that goes something like, when my cashiew was a little baby nut, it did not taste so cut. It had to grow it had to grow so that the ut left lost its leaves and dropped the leaves to the starch floor wood. And then when the ahsiew surbibed the fallDont we all! Yes survive the fall! And hand in hand they went no looking back some natural tears they wept but wiped them soon  and then said, I want to go back to the little garden. I m not goinna let that little demon angel kcik me out of my homeW this is our palenstine. You gae us a gift, jesus. Why did you want to tkake aay a good thing. Someone sometwhere is holding up the wriknkled fitty fist and thaking an index finger to indacate a motion of disapproval. And to that I say. You , I can with you certainly sympathize. I can understand that but once there were two pictures that had a crow and a cock with orchids and the like with bits of chiken snaps. But on the speaker wen about this and that about theravenous merceez beans that had been falling from the sky in april there was a dry spring… and april for sure is definitely NOT the crueles t month. In fact, I rather like april. It kind of got a little glow going on and the owls and the larks are twitterpated and su h so that the branches of sycamore trees are smiling and the painted gold yellow pink and lightitsh bluoooo hare all smiling from here to Nebraska which is a place Ib’ve never ben but when I sthink about Nebraska in the winter I think about a country place like with snow and ide and rouds and a brown wooden farmhouse with a porta potty that is definitely not attached to the house. The pillars, the pillars they are leaning the wrong way. I’ll fix that. Take the tape measurere son tand hold it up to the pillar at a nintely degreee anle so that the piller stands at a perfect ninetly u degree angle at the sound of thw whistle 

Classic Baked Chicken recipe from Simplyrecipes.com

This looks like a good chicken recipe. Since I'm diabetic I have to cut down on the salt. And my renal diet doesn't allow a lot of chicken or potatoes, so I would probably make this with steamed rice; maybe add some steamed carrots, corn and peas for a little variety.

http://simplyrecipes.com/recipes/classic_baked_chicken/


This recipe was found on www.simplyrecipes.com and is under the label, "classic baked chicken." Enjoy my fellow cullinary aesthetes!

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

the commercial, "if you don't get help from us, get help somewhere..." (over the rainbow)

Here goes my molten mates! take a boast on the rollerride, along the coast, along the coast.
break---- real thing:

ROYGBIV glowsticks habg upside down from the cave of delirium and then the rabbit says this way and points down a staligmite hidden wardrope of opening where I think I better not go that way because a penis might fall on me. But there are times when I man was must do what a man has not done and that’s the truth of it. So the red candle is against the clock and looks like the hand that tells the time but soon that candle turns into an orage carrot that click click click tells the cseconds of time. But how can that be says the little woman with the stubborn nose. I hate that mole I hate  hate hate that mole that sticks between the flap of nose and chek of lip. OH my, I will never reveal my credentials they are non existant must you be so silly little pollywog tthere wasn’t anything I could do but watch the fall fall down with the burnt leaves and yellow twigs. There was once a n old man who lived in a louis vhitton boot. Not really surte how to spell that but it seems to be the way that most people spell who it who are legitimate sellers of the prodeuct started in … wha whah wha bleep goes the bell you guessed it! Johnny boy you ot it and now you get to receive yowhat you’ve gott coming!!! Yes you do and the prize and the prixze he repeats hmslef is a stubborn old toad woman that kissed an electric eal that was once wwimming but got hits head chopped of itn hell’s kitchen . ooops I idn’t mean that . But nevertheless there’s a wise oold patriarch who mutters the words dear hell under his breatht and looks at the brightly lit str a o  the Christmas mantle loava molten rock you abase me ! how dare you! I will not call the  busters this tiem time, but there’s always next time so prepare all your twentu neuggests so prepare all your twenty nuggests like soldiers lining up in the cocker pots and seave your five dollars for a rainy day. I didn’t say that I take it b ack. Save a penny gain a peeny I ca t keep goig like this nothing is coming but then I know what comes what comes a little part of sandle that that damn dog took etween his little damn dog mouth and cipped a nail spur like there was neothing else to do. I want my sandal back . The little pinnochio I mean what’s his name? Normal? I think that little chihahwwwwwa stands on its crooked back legs and tuts his front spaws on his hibs where the doggie ribcage ends. He looks at me and says the folling. Your sandelal is not as important thas the rug that I just took a poopie on. So clean up the cppop now, and save your sandal for the beach rain. Oh my doggie pains. You got a voice like that guys that pays god in the Truman show, I think his name was christofff. Kind of like an anagram of Christ but something else entirlely. I lok bag back at that little chiwawawawawa with this hands I mean paws on his hibs read rib cage, and look him str9 in the little bulging eyeround eyes that say to me … don’t you mess with this little chiwawawa and that’s a rap folks thoh yeah, I forgot to sya what I said to the poohc. I bought that leather sandal in the spring of 2---1 in an Abercrombie and fitch weaved basket that sant in front of the checkout line where the white toothe  white toothed  brown crown boys in the cargo shorts whistled at the guy in the front of the store with his pecktoralis majors just taking up a heavelheavenload likke a box space of time. Or something I wanted to say a medium sized bookboxy that u haul produece. I bought them sandals I continure with three peenies and  a twenty dollard bils. So that makes the total 20 dollars and three cents. But of course, I ghabd to give a little more away because I ended uppaying the maleman who was standing boom boom pow the music goes on the the beachies surf throughtout the store finding the perfect jeam fit, for the leggings are not hot yet.  uOh but they will be come three years. That legging that you didn’t wsee in 200-5 will  om agin int the 20011. But wait! That’s not all folks, there is a winner amon us and that winner is going to win a trip to Canterbury lands where he will mean meet the pilgrim the knight and thw wife of Bath shut it! I say there isn’t a oie in here, just a maple leaf. Is that so, well I take upon myself your maple leaf, annd raise your celeb celery stick poooncho ponsho where the hell idid you come from phncho? Serioiusly? NO no  no carrot top. There wasn’t any coarrots around here totototototo. Oh jesus there was a pretty little tune that sarah may sang along coast highway 101 when there were no cars just shifty bikes that the bm brown boys stole around the corners nah I think about the tune from the wizard of oz when the olad lady aunty em is riding her bicicle tryig to get a hold of to to to . Why does she like that dog so badly>? I thnk I thkn he’s actually kind of a sweet pooch, I do. But those fingernails on theose paws are painted flashy pink! Who would do that to a og. At least pick a color that goes with the name to e toe toe … that dog is a menace to society she says and points a scaly alligator finger at the muszzle of the cchumpanzeee. ZEEE!!! Seee that was a good fingerlookin/
 Good time I got ther. But now be warned skyscaper there are onsequesnces for your aactions. This time you may get away with stealing the metal capte that has the magic flowers instead of powers but hell s no! You wounldnt ignore me would you. I follow the map on te wall. The wmap on the wall, the map on the wall with the exit trap oodoor that says go this way. A trap door? Where did this trap door come from? I will tell you it did not just cartoonishly appear out of nowhere like that basball glove that bopsopops about of a rocket box twing twang. That’s not right I tell you there was a boxing glove and idd it win bext picture I should hope not! Bear skyple!!! Bear that way! The boy with the oily hair points towards the man in the beaar suit wholifts the lid of the hurricane stowaway lid, and says, follow me, men! I couldn’t do it. Oh and that hurricane wept like a gingersnap . Wet and soggy was she, this hurricane , sweeping sweeping weeping seeping accrous the lands of Narnia and behond! Get thou down this trap door said the crater man with the spugs. No, not that way That way is to the fairy castle . We are going underground undground undgeroun I tell you. Oh yes, and meegosh, gloss that trp door behindyou so the sinds of the willows cannot trapeze our company and fly let the abies fly through the sky. He turns to the wizersds with the cone caps. We don’t want tha t babies to fly away. They wont said wizards noumber 1 unlesss… and he lowers his head to whisper to meegosh. Unless you take the key with the kabali stirng and make it into a turnip sausce. I hate I hate I hate turnip turnip szuace. My grandother made it with a brown uttkey stuffinf, and that ws the one tie I dare say I did I DID throw up that pastry. Grandma said there would be never more a thanksgiving unless I hate my mashed potatoes. Oh dear said wizard number 007 > I didn’t know that you’ve hate such a grnad old time with that turnip juice. Hmmm the wizard thought. I don’t want to make meegosh turn this string of thread into a turnip. Sooo I will make him put it in his mouth at one ends and then pull the other end out of his nostrol nose. Sniffer gong bong. Hmmm I like that much better said the boy, his long dark eyelashes batting with a thoughtfull grin. Oh you little sinner. You grin you gr grin shows the markings on your SOUSOULL~!!! Your grin is farrrrr too big sai the pirateOH my! Where did the pirate come fromsai Dorothy. He needs space to think to. We would not want him to wash away with the stom on or without the plankety plank ship ….. or was that supposed to be a shit on the little chow chow. Ohhh that sound syummy said darth. He was thinking of a lithght mayonnaise suase on spaggehtti with a side of shoeballs. Never in my life, darth cried, habe a tasted anything so delicious. He stopped momentarily. As a tear came out from the big black plastic maske!!!! What? I habe a son!1 that’s not all folks . Darth, said the wizards we are going to tell you one last time that you absolutely must not cry unless there is a doue a good reason. But but but You didn’t know what I was theinking and that breath came through the coils of the bottom mouth mask. Heeeeeeee…. Heeeeeee…. Heeeee I was thnking about spaghetti and mayo .
What said thae boy . No way said toto that’s impossible. I haven’t heard of the may and spaghetti until wait no I meant to go back in tieme to the desert where the feather topped a dirty red facce. With a scalpel and scaplp in the right hand clutched bravely cleanched with veines popping out of sindian jam bone. This is my scalpel and my scaple scalp of another beastly man trying to take our land. I hold this here scalp” and the Indian looks towards the master chief who said yes my dear. I gforgot to mention that this is not really a typical tripe of American Indians this tribe of Indians are all gay and with this gay spirit they are able to conjure the gods of all the penissis who ever walked our earth. An And my time is up folks I gone on much too long thatn I intended too….