Here goes my molten mates! take a boast on the rollerride, along the coast, along the coast.
break---- real thing:
ROYGBIV glowsticks habg upside down from the cave of delirium and then the rabbit says this way and points down a staligmite hidden wardrope of opening where I think I better not go that way because a penis might fall on me. But there are times when I man was must do what a man has not done and that’s the truth of it. So the red candle is against the clock and looks like the hand that tells the time but soon that candle turns into an orage carrot that click click click tells the cseconds of time. But how can that be says the little woman with the stubborn nose. I hate that mole I hate hate hate that mole that sticks between the flap of nose and chek of lip. OH my, I will never reveal my credentials they are non existant must you be so silly little pollywog tthere wasn’t anything I could do but watch the fall fall down with the burnt leaves and yellow twigs. There was once a n old man who lived in a louis vhitton boot. Not really surte how to spell that but it seems to be the way that most people spell who it who are legitimate sellers of the prodeuct started in … wha whah wha bleep goes the bell you guessed it! Johnny boy you ot it and now you get to receive yowhat you’ve gott coming!!! Yes you do and the prize and the prixze he repeats hmslef is a stubborn old toad woman that kissed an electric eal that was once wwimming but got hits head chopped of itn hell’s kitchen . ooops I idn’t mean that . But nevertheless there’s a wise oold patriarch who mutters the words dear hell under his breatht and looks at the brightly lit str a o the Christmas mantle loava molten rock you abase me ! how dare you! I will not call the busters this tiem time, but there’s always next time so prepare all your twentu neuggests so prepare all your twenty nuggests like soldiers lining up in the cocker pots and seave your five dollars for a rainy day. I didn’t say that I take it b ack. Save a penny gain a peeny I ca t keep goig like this nothing is coming but then I know what comes what comes a little part of sandle that that damn dog took etween his little damn dog mouth and cipped a nail spur like there was neothing else to do. I want my sandal back . The little pinnochio I mean what’s his name? Normal? I think that little chihahwwwwwa stands on its crooked back legs and tuts his front spaws on his hibs where the doggie ribcage ends. He looks at me and says the folling. Your sandelal is not as important thas the rug that I just took a poopie on. So clean up the cppop now, and save your sandal for the beach rain. Oh my doggie pains. You got a voice like that guys that pays god in the Truman show, I think his name was christofff. Kind of like an anagram of Christ but something else entirlely. I lok bag back at that little chiwawawawawa with this hands I mean paws on his hibs read rib cage, and look him str9 in the little bulging eyeround eyes that say to me … don’t you mess with this little chiwawawa and that’s a rap folks thoh yeah, I forgot to sya what I said to the poohc. I bought that leather sandal in the spring of 2---1 in an Abercrombie and fitch weaved basket that sant in front of the checkout line where the white toothe white toothed brown crown boys in the cargo shorts whistled at the guy in the front of the store with his pecktoralis majors just taking up a heavelheavenload likke a box space of time. Or something I wanted to say a medium sized bookboxy that u haul produece. I bought them sandals I continure with three peenies and a twenty dollard bils. So that makes the total 20 dollars and three cents. But of course, I ghabd to give a little more away because I ended uppaying the maleman who was standing boom boom pow the music goes on the the beachies surf throughtout the store finding the perfect jeam fit, for the leggings are not hot yet. uOh but they will be come three years. That legging that you didn’t wsee in 200-5 will om agin int the 20011. But wait! That’s not all folks, there is a winner amon us and that winner is going to win a trip to Canterbury lands where he will mean meet the pilgrim the knight and thw wife of Bath shut it! I say there isn’t a oie in here, just a maple leaf. Is that so, well I take upon myself your maple leaf, annd raise your celeb celery stick poooncho ponsho where the hell idid you come from phncho? Serioiusly? NO no no carrot top. There wasn’t any coarrots around here totototototo. Oh jesus there was a pretty little tune that sarah may sang along coast highway 101 when there were no cars just shifty bikes that the bm brown boys stole around the corners nah I think about the tune from the wizard of oz when the olad lady aunty em is riding her bicicle tryig to get a hold of to to to . Why does she like that dog so badly>? I thnk I thkn he’s actually kind of a sweet pooch, I do. But those fingernails on theose paws are painted flashy pink! Who would do that to a og. At least pick a color that goes with the name to e toe toe … that dog is a menace to society she says and points a scaly alligator finger at the muszzle of the cchumpanzeee. ZEEE!!! Seee that was a good fingerlookin/
Good time I got ther. But now be warned skyscaper there are onsequesnces for your aactions. This time you may get away with stealing the metal capte that has the magic flowers instead of powers but hell s no! You wounldnt ignore me would you. I follow the map on te wall. The wmap on the wall, the map on the wall with the exit trap oodoor that says go this way. A trap door? Where did this trap door come from? I will tell you it did not just cartoonishly appear out of nowhere like that basball glove that bopsopops about of a rocket box twing twang. That’s not right I tell you there was a boxing glove and idd it win bext picture I should hope not! Bear skyple!!! Bear that way! The boy with the oily hair points towards the man in the beaar suit wholifts the lid of the hurricane stowaway lid, and says, follow me, men! I couldn’t do it. Oh and that hurricane wept like a gingersnap . Wet and soggy was she, this hurricane , sweeping sweeping weeping seeping accrous the lands of Narnia and behond! Get thou down this trap door said the crater man with the spugs. No, not that way That way is to the fairy castle . We are going underground undground undgeroun I tell you. Oh yes, and meegosh, gloss that trp door behindyou so the sinds of the willows cannot trapeze our company and fly let the abies fly through the sky. He turns to the wizersds with the cone caps. We don’t want tha t babies to fly away. They wont said wizards noumber 1 unlesss… and he lowers his head to whisper to meegosh. Unless you take the key with the kabali stirng and make it into a turnip sausce. I hate I hate I hate turnip turnip szuace. My grandother made it with a brown uttkey stuffinf, and that ws the one tie I dare say I did I DID throw up that pastry. Grandma said there would be never more a thanksgiving unless I hate my mashed potatoes. Oh dear said wizard number 007 > I didn’t know that you’ve hate such a grnad old time with that turnip juice. Hmmm the wizard thought. I don’t want to make meegosh turn this string of thread into a turnip. Sooo I will make him put it in his mouth at one ends and then pull the other end out of his nostrol nose. Sniffer gong bong. Hmmm I like that much better said the boy, his long dark eyelashes batting with a thoughtfull grin. Oh you little sinner. You grin you gr grin shows the markings on your SOUSOULL~!!! Your grin is farrrrr too big sai the pirateOH my! Where did the pirate come fromsai Dorothy. He needs space to think to. We would not want him to wash away with the stom on or without the plankety plank ship ….. or was that supposed to be a shit on the little chow chow. Ohhh that sound syummy said darth. He was thinking of a lithght mayonnaise suase on spaggehtti with a side of shoeballs. Never in my life, darth cried, habe a tasted anything so delicious. He stopped momentarily. As a tear came out from the big black plastic maske!!!! What? I habe a son!1 that’s not all folks . Darth, said the wizards we are going to tell you one last time that you absolutely must not cry unless there is a doue a good reason. But but but You didn’t know what I was theinking and that breath came through the coils of the bottom mouth mask. Heeeeeeee…. Heeeeeee…. Heeeee I was thnking about spaghetti and mayo .
What said thae boy . No way said toto that’s impossible. I haven’t heard of the may and spaghetti until wait no I meant to go back in tieme to the desert where the feather topped a dirty red facce. With a scalpel and scaplp in the right hand clutched bravely cleanched with veines popping out of sindian jam bone. This is my scalpel and my scaple scalp of another beastly man trying to take our land. I hold this here scalp” and the Indian looks towards the master chief who said yes my dear. I gforgot to mention that this is not really a typical tripe of American Indians this tribe of Indians are all gay and with this gay spirit they are able to conjure the gods of all the penissis who ever walked our earth. An And my time is up folks I gone on much too long thatn I intended too….
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